What is worst-wet dog or dirty dog?

Had a shower and realised just after that the dog needed one as well after chasing birds on the field. So I put my rain boots on and took on the quest. Faro hates showering, even if he loves swimming. But what he does like is shaking himself after the shower rubbing himself on towels and you and anything dry he can find really. So now our home is wet, our dog is dryish (still a bit dirty) I'm wet as well and hairy and probably smell wet dog and I need to get going. I wonder if this is his evil revenge for having to go to the shower in the first place...who can stay ma at him though?

This is a dry dog from another day.